We all know what a baseball looks like but do you know where they are made?
In Turrialba Costa Rica of course. And that's a fact that is mentioned at least once in every world series game.
The Rawlings Factory has so far resisted all attempts to breach their security. But our intrepid reporter will try again soon. Rumor has it that the factory has been requisitioned for the production of small round projectiles that the Pentagon is planning to launch at China to gain first strike advantage in the next war. No wonder they are so secretive!
Satellites have recently detected underground bunkers in the grounds of the White House where it is believed they are manufacturing long rubber slings for launching the Rawlings projectiles at China. Isn't it amazing how two such apparently innocent sightings 5000 miles apart can be pieced together by the CIA to show a conspiracy of world-shattering proportions! No wonder Mr. Rawlings has such high security.
here's the factory.above |